SLED LP available now........... Ex-Assfactor 4, Unherd, Tonka

Available now from Lunchbox Records:


Built from the remnants of South Carolina hardcore legends Assfactor 4, whose name still inspires hushed tones of reverence from those who saw them at their peak, along with Unherd & Tonka, SLED is the punk-metal monster caged over a decade of musical inactivity, fueled by beer and conviction to make itself known once more.


Guitarist Evil Dean and drummer Cuz – both ex-Assfactor 4 – enlisted bassist Curly from local death metal band Necrocide and the beast was born.


And like a thinking man might conclude, the beast on rampage for these nine cuts is a snarling, ravenous and frantic one. Reminding of their old band’s sprinting urgency, Evil Dean howls his words like they’re being torn from his gums; Cuz lunges into his beats, tightening time like a thumbscrew. Curly, the death metaller, pulls back on Cuz’s redline acceleration, dropping skull-stomping basslines and stretching the songs’ tension to the point of destruction.


The passion and energy and ferocity that drives SLED was never meant to be caged. A psychopath can only suppress his urges for so long.


You have two options. You either greet your evisceration with open arms, or you cower away, biting your fingernails to the quick and vainly hoping your fate doesn’t’ find you.


Too many bands get worn out in their age and start to play sad bastard woe-is-me music when they should be getting more pissed off. The folks in SLED are still pissed and still better than most bands half their age.



Records are all on various colored vinyl like Kudzu Green, Bacon Blue, Cakalak Gray, etc. Comes with MP3 download card. Plays at 45 rpm for maximum rockage.


SLED: Curly (bass), Evil Dean (guitar), Cuz (drums)


RIYL: Assfactor 4, C.O.C., Kylesa, Coliseum, Trap Them, good music


Tracklist

1. Commination

2. Creeper

3. Blood & Portents

4. Futurists

5. Metal Boy Band

6. Reflection Black

7. Hi-C Ody

8. Fiend Folio

9. Women & Children, Thirst

Order here:


SLED LP - $8.99


also available basement find rare related shit:


Assfactor 4 - S/T LP - $6.99
Assfactor 4 - Sometimes I Suck 7" - $4.99 - this is the rarely seen Auricle pressing.
Unherd - S/T LP - $9.99 - awesome pre-Assfactor 4 stuff from early '90s.

Package deal for only $25.00 - includes the new SLED LP, Assfactor 4 S/T LP, Unherd S/T LP, and Assfactor 4 "Sometimes I Suck" 7". Very few available!!!

Listen to some of the songs here.


this ships immediately. no lame pre-order b.s.

SC Distribution Sale - $9.99 CDs

All of these titles are on sale until December 31st for $9.99. CD only.





BISHOP ALLEN - GRRR... - CD
MT. ST. HELENS VIETNAM BAND - MT. ST. HELENS VIETNAM BAND - CD
AKRON/FAMILY - SET ‘EM WILD, SET ‘EM FREE - CD
PHOSPHORESCENT - TO WILLIE - CD
BOWERBIRDS - UPPER AIR - CD
THESE ARE POWERS - ALL ABOARD FUTURE - CD
JOHN VANDERSLICE - ROMANIAN NAMES - CD
CALIFONE - ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FUNERAL SINGERS - CD
NURSES - APPLE’S ACRE - CD
ON FILLMORE - EXTENDED VACATION - CD
SWAN LAKE - ENEMY MINE - CD
JULIE DOIRON - I CAN WONDER WHAT YOU DID WITH YOUR DAY - CD
PINK MOUNTAINTOPS - OUTSIDE LOVE - CD
ODAWAS - THE BLUE DEPTHS - CD
LIGHTNING DUST - INFINITE LIGHT - CD
SUNSET RUBDOWN - DRAGONSLAYER - CD
ONEIDA - RATED O - CD
THE SKYGREEN LEOPARDS - GORGEOUS JOHNNY - CD
DINOSAUR JR. - FARM - CD
VOLCANO CHOIR - UNMAP - CD
RICHARD YOUNGS - UNDER STELLAR STREAM - CD
EARLY DAY MINERS - THE TREATMENT - CD
FOREIGN BORN - PERSON TO PERSON - CD
RICHARD SWIFT - THE ATLANTIC OCEAN - CD
MAGNOLIA ELECTRIC CO. - JOSEPHINE - CD
MUSIC GO MUSIC - EXPRESSIONS - CD
ZERO BOYS - VICIOUS CIRCLE - CD
ZERO BOYS - HISTORY OF - CD
ANTONY AND THE JOHNSONS - THE CRYING LIGHT - CD
MOLINA AND JOHNSON - MOLINA AND JOHNSON - CD
BLK JKS - AFTER ROBOTS - CD
THROW ME THE STATUE - CREATURESQUE - CD

Parking Pt. 2

Thanks to Bob at Cafe Central and the owners of the property at 1401 Central Ave. (Rudolph Moore Properties) they have agreed to stop booting cars on their property for now.


I also want to let everyone know that it was not the Cafe or StorySlam doing the booting, but an outside company employed by the property owners. I have no ill will towards the businesses there and in fact I have even played at StorySlam a few weeks ago with Jacob Wick at a jazz show there and the owners were extremely nice. And I really do want to support anyone that helps support avant music and art, so I'm glad this issue is resolved.

I still want to encourage you NOT to park there though since it is their property. Again, you can park at the areas marked below and never have to worry about things:



I am going to try to get some signs made that more clearly mark the spaces that are actually ours (the ones behind our building). I guess some people do not like to park back there but I can assure you that it is safe and we even had the city install an outside spotlight about a year ago to make it more visible.

Again, thanks to everyone involved for helping resolve this,
Scott

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In case you were wondering, yes we sell gift certificates. They are available in any amount you wish and are a great gift for your loved ones. Then they can use it to buy some of the thousands of records or cds we have in stock.

Parking Woes

PLEASE DO NOT PARK AT 1401 CENTRAL AVE. (GREEN BUILDING WITH CAFE CENTRAL AND STORY SLAM)


You can park in the red spaces marked on the map below:




don't park in front of here: